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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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