Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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