Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
