The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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