i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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