i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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