I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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