at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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