So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
my phone needs a breathalizer
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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