The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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