so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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