It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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