I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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