i love accidental penises.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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