I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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