i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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