Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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