He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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