I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Be still, my beating vagina.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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