Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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