I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
someone get that fucking seahorse.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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