When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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