k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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