ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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