I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
