hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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