these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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