Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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