Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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