whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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