im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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