she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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