OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
