OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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