Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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