no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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