i think i have two assholes
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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