Christians are straight up FREAKS
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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