Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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