you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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