So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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