No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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