Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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