I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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