Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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