do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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