im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
dude i'm inner monologue high
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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