rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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