Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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