Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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