Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
People in love make me want to vomit
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
should my penis look like a turkey
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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