sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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