We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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