operation have a gay friend backfired
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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