Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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